Watching Hallmark while the world burns

Vintage: Hallmark, 2022. Summary: Amy, an up-and-coming novelist, returns to her hometown to look after her stubborn grandfather Tom and his pumpkin-themed store while confronting an old flame from her past. Cast member prestige: The two romantic leads were basically born and raised in a Hallmark factory, but the Stubborn Grandpa Who Maintains a Bizarre Attachment to Fall character is played by Michael Ironside, who is apparently famous (?) although I don’t recognize him. IMDB tells me he was in Top Gun and like seven episodes of ER, so. Action: First off, what you need to know is that this feature film takes place in a town called Autumnborough. I feel like once you learn this information, you have a couple of options available to you. One: you can fight it, shake your fists at the sun, shout that this is simply too much to bear, take to the streets, send an email to corporate. Or two: you can nod, take a sip of your beverage, and listen to the song of your heart saying yes, yes, this...